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defranco:

Dear packaging people who make plastic enclosures with no openings so I have to find scissors or a knife,

Die.

Sincerely,

Philip DeFranco

PS.  To the people who package the scissors in plastic enclosures with no openings I hope you die of a million self inflicted hand cuts caused by stray knives, keys, and pens.

a can opener works well on those

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